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Page dedicated to Miller and Sweep Productions Basil Bond films. This is where it all began.
Basil Bond 5 (2007 TBC)
There are scripts for two new projects, both currently titled "For Your Arse Only". Firstly is series veteran supporting actor, John Fuller's version, and since he coined the title it's likely it's his version that will keep it. Helping John to write is Adam Ogden, co-creator of Dr.Maybe, the original Basil Bond film. The other version of "For Your Arse Only" stemmed from when Andrew Clifton (co-writer of Goldenshower) decided to write ideas for John's film but subsequently wrote his own complete script. He now plans to direct this film in addition to appearing as Wussie Galore in both versions. Richard Fysh will continue to star as Basil Bond but this will be the extent of his involvement in the projects. So far one scene of John's film has been filmed and neither project seems to be goign any further.
The Spy With Whom I Had A Brief Fling (2007) - Watch it now!
Production Stills:
Richard Fysh as Basil Bond.
Alexandra Blackman as Isla Kanul
Richard Fysh in action as Basil Bond.
Guitarrist in Guadalajara.
Yvonne Henderson back as M
The Spy With Whom I Had a Brief Fling is the latest Basil Bond, filmed in Mexico and England, making this the first Basil Bond film to be filmed in a foreign country. The film also marks the return of series co-creator Adam Ogden as Dr.Maybe. This film has it all, exotic locations, action, jokes, girls and all without a budget! The trailer can be viewed below. Click the link above to watch the film.
Cast:
BASIL BOND: Richard Fysh
EL GRINGO: Richard Gillson
DR. MAYBE: Adam Ogden
M: Yvonne Henderson
Q: John Fuller
VICTOR HERNÁNDEZ: Mario A Medina Villagra
HOT LATIN GIRL: Teresita de Jesús García Martínez
ISLA KANUL: Alex Blackman
DR. MAYBE'S MUM: Marilyn Fysh
BOSS: Iván Ernesto Becerra Perez
Trailer Trailer (With Spanish subtitles)
REVIEWS:
7.6/10 John Fuller - "A very modest yet entertaining plot. Richard (Basil Bond) has developed a lot on his character since the early versions of the series. It actually felt like I was watching Basil Bond and not Richard this time. The jokes were there with some very good lines and executed very well. The music score was also used eloquently and fitted throughout....Roll on another sequel!"
7/10 Andrew Clifton - "It looks like Richard Fysh actually put some effort into the writing, developing plot and dialogue that plays out well and make it feel as if your watching an entirely different film, with great homages to actual Bond films that all Bond fans will recognise and love."
Claire Redsull - "The American man is the best actor EVER!"
Richard Gillson - "Better than Goldenshower."
David Iwanyckyj - "Was a good watch, my girlfriend kept rewinding on funny bits so you have a fan. I enjoyed "I don't care what you say in the colonies" and Ogden's brief part "o eyup Bond" and "No, f**k off!" haha, class!"
Goldenshower (2006)
This film marked the return of Basil Bond 5 years after From Rosso With Love. Bond returns, fatter, balder and cornier than ever. Possibly the only film ever made that plays rape for laughs (honestly!) it's the funniest thing since sliced ducks. If you enjoyed Basil Bond's other adventures or just want a good laugh click the link above to start watching Goldenshower. If however you have taste, click it anyway and be disgusted. Then click again!!! All positive comments welcome on the guestbook, negative too (but we'll probably delete those, hehe).
Plot:
Basil Bond must stop the evil Goldenshower from putting "out of order" signs on all the world's public toilets thus increasing the profit from his own brand of chargeable ones. Will Basil Bond save the day??
Cast:
Basil Bond....RICHARD FYSH
Goldenshower... SY ATHERTON
Henchmen/ Le Chef... BEN KIRKUP
Sukksa Lottacok... KAYLEIGH WATERHOUSE
M... YVONNE HENDERSON
Q... MAG CODANDAMOURTY
Wussie Galore... ANDREW CLIFTON
Phone voice... MARILYN FYSH
Woman in bed... CLAIRE REDSULL
Wussie Galore's Henchman... JOHN FULLER
Watch Goldenshower intro/teaser "The world has had Enough"
Production Photographs by Kayleigh Waterhouse
Most of the original cast return in this 23 minute 'classic'. Richard Fysh and Adam Ogden reprise their original roles and Andrew Clifton also returns, here playing 'Wussie Galore' the homosexual henchman for the first time.
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The title song includes the line "His lock tied, bike ride, did not stay for long, it would go, the one wheel did show" This line was inspired by a trip to London where Richard Fysh, Adam Ogden and John Fuller saw the front wheel only of a bicycle tied to a post.
Spoiler Alert
In the scene where Dr.Maybe asks No.2 where Wussie Galore is, the line "He's outside giving a guy head" was added purely because Andrew clifton didn't turn up to film and Adam and Richard thought it would be funny.
Wussie Galore's line "You appear to have dropped that one, would you like another?" was Ad libbed by Andrew Clifton. Richard Fysh is clearly laughing
This was the original RFFILM production. Produced way back in 2000, this film runs at 13 minutes and has incredibly low production values but is still very funny to watch.
The plot is essentially a James Bond spoof with a bit of Mission:Impossible thrown in for good measure. In the film Basil Bond and Ethan C*nt must stop Dr.Maybe from stealing some nuclear weapons plans from a Doncaster building site (seriously). Along the way they encounter metal mouthed henchman 'Flipper' and the diabolical feline, 'Slasher'. This film is available for free download.
Update: The 2005 remastered, remixed and re-edited director's cut version is also available to watch online. This new version features a brand new title sequence, alternative scenes and some scenes given better sound and image quality taken directly from the original VHS-C tapes rather than the low quality found in the original version which has been transferred from video to video during the original edit.
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